THOUGH THERE BE NO SQUIDS TO SLAY,

MY SPEAR WILL TASTE OF BLOOD TODAY!

MY..FATHER NEVER LOVED ME!

lollolol

The creepy pedophile.

Whyyyyyy? XD
I cracked up so hard there.

I'm going to catch that fucking dragon!

You can't catch the dragon :(

Never before have I been so pissed.

HELICOPTER....CARPET BOMB...ROAD BLOCK FULL OF SOLDIERS AND A RED ZOMBIE CLINGING ONTO MY HOOD.

GREAAAAAT. :/

That's the hardest game I've played on Newgrounds.

Wtf mate.

Metal Gear solid 6

This is where it belongs.

Nicely done!

I wish I could shred like that sir, maybe one day.

Suck my balls!

BITCH!